Since when does dressing up for Halloween mean wearing half the clothes you normally wear (or less!)?

Halloween isn’t my favorite ‘holiday’ to begin with, but I won’t go into all of that right now.

Halloween seems to have become a time when you can throw off all your inhibitions and walk around scantily-clothed in whatever fantasy attire you choose. It’s more like Sleaze-o-ween.

All of a sudden, nurses are no longer in working scrubs, but in tiny skirts and tight-fitting cleavage-bearing shirts. Pirate wenches wear laced boustierres and scrappy mini-skirts (thank you, Penelope Cruz, aka Angelica Teach). Fairies sport fish-net stockings under their cover-nothing tutus, with wings attached to their tube-tops. Naughty cops, naughty school girls, naughty super heros, naughty naughty naughty!

The adults are bad enough, but now the children’s costumes are mimicking those adult costumes.

Kids Halloween Costumes

Is this costume for a Candy Corn witch age-appropriate? Is it appropriate at any age?

I saw little girls in corsets and strapless princess gowns and barely-there ripped-to-shreds zombie threads. Tweens in witches skirts with zig-zag hemlines to their thighs; Cleopatras in see-thru white tunics; Playboy bunnies… Teens as go-go-girl hippies (which doesn’t go together anyway) in micro-mini skirts and halter tops and platform knee boots; Catwoman, in full cat-suit and stilettos…

Really, people? We let our young girls walk out in those costumes?

I say, if we’re going to dress up for Halloween (or other occasions), let’s USE our imaginations, rather than leaving NOTHING to the imagination.

Seriously, Halloween is for dressing up, NOT for undressing!