I saw this Life Goals WIN post the other day, and they are so fun and weird that I decided I definitely needed to incorporate some of these into my personal WEIRD life goals, and add a few of my own.
WEIRD LIFE GOALS
- Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot!”
- Visit a Garage Sale with a roll of stickers labelled $0.15. Relabel the largest items. Hide nearby to watch the reactions!
- Buy cheap used formal dresses and wear them to go camping in a public campground. Loudly ask my camping mates to hold my tiara while I cut logs for the fire.
- Wear mis-matched shoes everywhere I go for a whole week. See who notices.
- Order specialty drinks at the Starbucks drive-thru in Pig Latin, refusing to speak anything else.
- Walk up to a stranger and hand them a briefcase, whisper “You know what to do”, and then walk away.
- Make vanilla pudding. Put in a mayo jar. Eat in public.
- Do this:
- Paint a funny face on every one of the rocks in my front rock bed, one rock per day. Put up a sign beside it saying, “Petting Zoo – Please do not feed the rocks.”
- Start laughing in a full elevator. Don’t stop.
What kinds of weird life goals would you add to your list, or any suggestions of weird life goals to add to my list?
Naturally, my head is full of these things, except when someone asks. Ahh well. One that did come up today, so it hasn’t yet dribbled out of my brain, is that I make it a point to teach every baby around me in the store, how to stick out their tongue.
THAT is a good one for sure! LOL! Love it!