Welcome to Weird Wednesdays, hosted by It’s OK to be WEIRD!

A few more weird questions to consider (gathered from various sources including conversations with my husband and children):

Do you suppose when the French swear they say, “Pardon my English”?

Likewise, when the British sit around at home, do they try to speak with an American accent for fun?

If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?

Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?

How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

How far east can you go before you’re heading west?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called “rush”-hour?

What’s the speed of dark?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered a maniac and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

If psychics can predict things, why aren’t they all winning the lottery?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

What’s the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?

What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?

How is it that a house burns up when it burns down?

Why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’ if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?

How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

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